Hello Sir...Are you supposed to be in there??

I walked in to the bathroom to hear some scuffling in the bathtub which definitely made me raise an eyebrow. Hmmm...could it be a giant hairy spider (please God don't let that guess be right)? Could it be one of the shampoo bottles that fell into the tub and was sllllowly creeping down towards the drain (pretty much knew this wasn't right because it really made no sense)? So, after contemplating the possibilities, I conjured up some guts and pulled the curtain open.....

What?!  I just needed a little drink & didn't want to go all the way to the water bowl...